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Running of the PenguinsRunning of the Penguins By Arbiter KRunning of the Penguins
It was quite a shock to Bill as the sound of charging penguins filled the narrow roads. Fleeing down the streets of the Texas town of Papa Taco during the strange towns annual Running of the Penguins, Bill began cussing loudly in between his wheezing and coughing spurts, his shirt heavy with perspiration. He had not intended to be part of the race, but when the crowds refused to let him out of the run, he had no choice but to flee from the flightless birds with the crowd of fellow sprinters.
RUN FASTER! RUN FASTER! a women p


HookedHooked By SutoraikaaHooked
Women are nothing but trouble to me, Courting, dating, then weddings, you see. Many a friend I have lost to the female kind, None were good enough to be a perfect find.
Hips swaying, hair sailing in the breeze, Their perfume the one that makes one sneeze. Itll take one foxy lady to sway my thought, Subtle, perfect, and not fully distraught.
They look all the same to me, those ladies, Heavenly looks at first, but all bring Hades. Nothing changes in their walk and gait, As I sit on stoop, as if I were in wait. &nbs


Stormchaser Short StoryStormchaser Short Story By SutoraikaaStormchaser Short Story
It was a dank breeze that alerted the children that a storm was coming, the wind flaring up and dying down gracefully as the tempest appeared over the horizon. The azure canvas-like sky overhead trembled from thunder, the peaceful day aware of its limited time to be enjoyed by the kids in the park.
Great, another storm Johnny groaned as he picked up his favorite soccer ball.
As he was about to kick it, Johnny suddenly felt the ball leave his fingers without much cause. When the ten-year old child returned his gaze from th
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Feels good, man.
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Buffalo wings are the reason cannibalism is not possible. <3
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